{"id":145,"date":"2017-12-27T18:51:22","date_gmt":"2017-12-27T18:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/?page_id=145"},"modified":"2022-02-23T20:17:28","modified_gmt":"2022-02-24T04:17:28","slug":"books","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/books\/","title":{"rendered":"books"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1><strong>The Wiener Dog Magnet<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/the-wiener-dog-magnet.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-155 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-wiener-dog-magnet-book-494x329.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"494\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-wiener-dog-magnet-book-494x329.png 494w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-wiener-dog-magnet-book-288x192.png 288w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-wiener-dog-magnet-book.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>a story about a monkey who buys a small dog magnet, with disastrous results, which then surprisingly turn into pretty good results.<\/p>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/the-wiener-dog-magnet.pdf\">read the PDF<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>enjoy in other languages &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/francais\/l-aimant-en-forme-de-chien-saucisse.pdf\">French<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/arabic\/the-wiener-dog-magnet-Arabic.pdf\">Arabic<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/espanol\/el-iman-de-perro-salchicha.pdf\">Spanish<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/slovak\/Magnet-jazvecik.pdf\">Slovak<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/turkish\/sosis-kopek-miknatisi.pdf\">Turkish<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/chinese\/traditional-chinese--the-wiener-dog-magnet.pdf\">Traditional Chinese<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/chinese\/simple-chinese--the-wiener-dog-magnet.pdf\">Simple Chinese<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/hungarian\/a-magnestacsko.pdf\">Hungarian<\/a>\u00a0| <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/persian\/the-wiener-dog-magnet-persian.pdf\">Persian<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lulu.com\/en\/us\/shop\/hayes-roberts\/the-wiener-dog-magnet\/paperback\/product-1z8ekkk.html\">order the paperback\u00a0book!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1><strong>The Brave Monkey Pirate<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/monkey-pirate\/the-brave-monkey-pirate.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-156 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-brave-monkey-pirate-book-494x329.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"494\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-brave-monkey-pirate-book-494x329.png 494w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-brave-monkey-pirate-book-288x192.png 288w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/the-brave-monkey-pirate-book.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>a story about a monkey pirate who has to go to the hospital and get a shot, but finds a pirate treasure that makes things not so bad.<\/p>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/monkey-pirate\/the-brave-monkey-pirate.pdf\">read the PDF<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>enjoy in other languages &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/monkey-pirate\/irish\/brave-monkey-pirate-irish.pdf\">Irish<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/dog_magnet\/persian\/the-wiener-dog-magnet-persian.pdf\">Farsi<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/monkey-pirate\/turkish\/turkish-the-brave-monkey-pirate.pdf\">Turkish<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/monkey-pirate\/slovak\/slovak-the-brave-monkey-pirate.pdf\">Slovak<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/monkey-pirate\/afghani\/the-brave-monkey-pirate-pashto.pdf\">Pashto<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/monkey-pirate\/german\/german-the-brave-monkey-pirate.pdf\">German<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/monkey-pirate\/lojban\/brave-monkey-lojban.pdf\">Lojban<\/a>\u00a0| <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/monkey-pirate\/persian\/persian-the-brave-monkey-pirate.pdf\">Persian<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lulu.com\/en\/us\/shop\/hayes-roberts\/the-brave-monkey-pirate\/paperback\/product-1q22798.html\">order the paperback\u00a0book!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1><strong>Invisible Alligators<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/invisible-alligators\/invisible-alligators.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-153 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/invisible-alligators-book-494x329.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"494\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/invisible-alligators-book-494x329.png 494w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/invisible-alligators-book-288x192.png 288w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/invisible-alligators-book.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>a story of a monkey who has all sorts of problems caused by the invisible alligators that sneak out each night from under her bed, and how things eventually work out for the best.<\/p>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/invisible-alligators\/invisible-alligators.pdf\">read the PDF<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>enjoy in other languages &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/invisible-alligators\/chinese\/chinese-invisible-alligators.pdf\">Chinese<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/invisible-alligators\/greek\/greek-invisible-alligators.pdf\">Greek<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/invisible-alligators\/italian\/invisible-alligators-italian.pdf\">Italian<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/invisible-alligators\/persian\/invisible-alligators-persian.pdf\">Persian<\/a>\u00a0| <a href=\"http:\/\/bluebison.net\/books\/invisible-alligators\/arabic\/invisible-alligators-Arabic.pdf\">Arabic<\/a> | New &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/books\/invisible-alligators\/irish\/invisible-alligators-irish.pdf\">Irish<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lulu.com\/en\/us\/shop\/hayes-roberts\/invisible-alligators\/paperback\/product-12m759wj.html\">order the paperback\u00a0book!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1><strong>The Day The Screens Went Black<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-day-the-screens-went-black.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-601 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-day-the-screens-went-black-494x388.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"494\" height=\"388\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-day-the-screens-went-black-494x388.png 494w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-day-the-screens-went-black-288x226.png 288w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-day-the-screens-went-black-768x603.png 768w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-day-the-screens-went-black-764x600.png 764w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-day-the-screens-went-black-800x629.png 800w, http:\/\/www.bluebison.net\/llama\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-day-the-screens-went-black.png 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/a>this one is about 74% complete.<br \/>\ncoming soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; 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